Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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