BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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