you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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