Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
