Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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