last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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