I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Found your dick twin last night
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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