it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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