Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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