You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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