So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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