Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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