The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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