i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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