with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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