Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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