Apparently you make a good broom.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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