i just had sex bonerless
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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