Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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