he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
nutella sex= disaster
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize