Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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