You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
