There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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