I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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