Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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