My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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