That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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