It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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