dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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