you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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