The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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