Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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