so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
