Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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