Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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