Fuck appropriateness.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
MIDGETS
????
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
