well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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