North Korea, Best Korea!
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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