...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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