no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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