So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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