Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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