white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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