Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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