I'm really into asian looking animals
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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