I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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