I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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