Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
COCAINE IS GR8
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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