Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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