what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Drake has all the answers
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
