If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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