Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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