I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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