thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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