One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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