Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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