So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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