i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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